Phew. 72 rumbunctious (love that word from Django) hours with the expanding IP community in Boston over. It went in a heartbeat but was a lot of fun.
Boston (why do I keep on saying Bwosston in the style of Matt Damon from The Departed) is a special city. Visiting Harvard on Sunday had to be a highlight. Donal and I even created a new white paper, the results of the new O’Connell-Watson collaboration. Unlike Dr Sheldon Cooper, it was an outcome of equals. We then dreamed about how two guys from the University of Limerick and with a 2:2 from Newcastle in Law could one day be asked to teach at the Harvard Business School, then concluded that the only way it could happen was if we broke in.
To the conference. Observations.
1. a 90-10 split. 90% of the audience was the cosy, interconnected patent assertion group. 10% were real people trying to solve real world problems. Sorry patent assertion group, be you trolls, troll evolutionaries, people trying to pretend you’re not trolls or counter-trolls, I still maintain that only a lawyer could have invented such a meaningless endeavour. I like many of you personally, but just don’t see how you do anything for the IP-business debate or how any of it is in any way clever, even though it may be lucrative.Though you’re going to have to do some reinvention as Obama is on your case. He thinks, as do we, that this whole endeavour negatively affects Brand USA.
2. A better than 90-10 split in terms of content, still around 75% around of themes for the meaningless Neanderthal endeavour of patent assertion referred to above, but some good thought leadership nonetheless. Ralph Eckhardt, you are my hero. Even though 90% of the audience were lost in understanding the words “sustainable competitive advantage” or “top line/bottom line”, it resonated.
3. Flavour of this and many months to come, Eran Zur, now of Fortress with, it is said, ”several billion Fortress dollars” behind him, a new pair of shades that make him look like one of the Sopranos, and 550 CVs in his pocket from the conference. He was, as I told him, the second most popular guy at the conference, after Donal and I combined.
4. A fledgling conspiracy theory co-hatched. I started on Sunday on the lawn by asking Donal to stand on a chair and to ask the audience of 600 to divide into three groups. Trolls, counter-trolls and people advising either on one side in group 1, lawyers in group 2 and good guys who can talk about ip and business, after all the name of the conference (call me churlish), in group 3. Chicken, he refused.
By Tuesday though, I was asking why are all the trolls and counter-trolls such good buddies? That all the counter-trolls want now to work for Fortress is one simple explanation. But what if we try another split-stand on the left if any of your income comes from IV? And on the right if none of it does. You 12 on the right, feeling lonely? You 273 in the middle, if you don’t know, ask your next immediate man at the top of your pyramid. It’s all very very cosy! Maybe too-so.
5. Great old IP friends, though by being honest and open I may lose a few along the way. Ari Manoach, Ben Goodger, the lovely John Olsen, Tom Ewing, Irv and Matt Rappaport, Nigel Swycher (we do like him, probably the smartest guy in the room as long as he says Jedi side), Jon Calvert, Jackie McGuire, Yann Dietrich and Peter Holden (looking happy again). And a few new ones. Wendi Backler from BCG, Peter Cowan, ex Schneider, Lee Caffin, and two real IP visionaries, Anubhav Kapoor from Tata, and Ayaz Hameed from Pegasystems.
Really really liked Dr Maria Loumioti, professor of IP valuation at USC-I think she has a great future. But I really really really liked the Mia Williams like raw force of nature, Ilka Alcantara from Edwards Wildman. Sometimes you get a chemical moment, like a Cloud Atlas moment, that we’ve met somewhere before. She’s one to really watch.
6. A genuine thought leadership group. I’d say only around 15-20 and I think we may need to start our own conference. Content wise, apart from nodding every time Ralph Eckhardt talked, the content was a touch 2008 for me. In fact I’d say much of it was 2005. Too little of it was 2017, which is only 4 years away, none of it was 2020.
7. But, overall a very very worthwhile event to attend. Something for everyone, and in Joff’s shoes I’d be also keeping 90% of my audience happy. Us 10% have to accept that we are the noisy minority. Very well done Joff, you did a super job and should be very proud of what you have created.
I’m tempted to go to Singapore in November. There was a strong Asian presence of mainly law firms from China, Indonesia, India, Australia and Malaysia, plus a good smattering of high growth companies from those countries too.
And finally, as ever, a Penfold ooops moment. All the men I’m sure were aware of the quite beautiful and elegant Prudence from Indonesia. She turned nearly all male heads on Sunday evening on the lawn. So over lunch on Tuesday, the father of 5 very happily married me, finds myself on her table at lunch and makes some clumsy comment about her beauty (how Maria ever said yes to me is a mystery to everyone who knows us, including me). I’ve already been introduced to the others on the table, Gloria from Kangxin, and Andrew Diamond from the same firm as Prudence. So Andrew, as a US qualified non IP lawyer, I say, how come you’re working in Indonesia, that must have been a leap? Well he says, Prudence and I met in the US last year, and, this year, we got married…………
Get out of that one Penfold.
Are we in Munich again in 2014? Wonder if I can inspire a splinter group to form a breakaway thought leaders conference in the local beer house. Til then.
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